I lift my camera unto thee
for thou to bless that I might see
I take the shot; I shall not dread
but shoot o’er Bill’s giant head
I look to thee, as he records
the majesty my kit affords
And by your light I get the shot
Hot damn! This gear is really hot!
And when it’s done, I call on thee
to make this fool stop shooting me.
Sorry, babe, ain’t gonna happen. I’ve got 6 cameras; you only have 1 face.